16 Quests

I logged in right, bout a quarter to nine
Just stopped raining, o the sun it did shine
Gather up m'armor and I gotta go
Time ta beat the stuffin out an old scarecrow

Finish Sixteen quests, what da ya get?
Alittle gold n'silver & experiance debt
(see me) Chargin into battle cause I'm so Gung-Ho
I lost my silver on a goblin lotto

Saw an old lady, walkin slow with a cane
Offered my help, but I heard her complain
That's no old lady, was a wizard gnome
Started swinging that cane, gainst my shin bone

Finish Sixteen quests, what da ya get?
Alittle gold n'silver & experiance debt
A Gnome blockin the road, gav'm the old Heave-Ho
Sellin all the things that i've out grown

Drink'n with a Dwarf at a Stoneyard Inn
Didnt heed warnings and the room starts to spin
Dwarves love Ale like Halflings love pie
Made a pass at a girl, got a punch in the eye

Finish Sixteen quests, what da ya get?
Alittle gold n'silver & experiance debt
Got robbed outside, by an Ogre named Joe
He knocked me out with an old jaw bone

When the men see me coming they all step aside
When the ladies hear my name they get teary eyed
There's no one left to group with, i'm on my own
Carve my last words on an old tombstone

Finish Sixteen quests, what da ya get?
Alittle gold n'silver & experiance debt
I tell ya friends, all I hear is no
I'm gonna mow them down with my buff rhino...