Battle Mace by Jethal Silverwing
- Parody of "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga

jum-jum-JUMJUM
jum-jum-JUMJUM
jum-jum-JUMJUM

They're gonna scream real loud and fall down to their knees
I'll kick'm, stuff their leggings with hive of killer bees
(I'll hit it)
Halflings always considered helpless while we farm
They're gonna learn, while waist high, i can do some harm

Oh, whoa oh oh Oh..
I'll hit'm hard, show what i got
Oh, whoa oh oh Oh..
I'll hit'm hard, show what i got

Hit'm Hard, Hit'm Hard
Smak'm 'round w/my Battle Mace
(He's gotta smack somebody)
Smack his head, til he's dead
Smak'm 'round w/my Battle Mace
(Kill'm quick, loot the body)

b-b-b-Battle Mace, b-b-Battle Mace
b-b-b-Battle Mace, b-b-Battle Mace

From Freeport's Docks to Neriak, Respect the Shire folk
You'll soon regret the jest and pun, the butts of every joke
You're laughing with your friends, you say that we're bazaar
Just you wait, I'll find a ladder, you'll be seeing stars

Oh, whoa oh oh Oh..
I'll hit'm hard, show what i got
Oh, whoa oh oh Oh..
I'll hit'm hard, show what i got

Hit'm Hard, Hit'm Hard
Smak'm 'round w/my Battle Mace
(He's gotta smack somebody)
Smack his head, til he's dead
Smak'm 'round w/my Battle Mace
(Kill'm quick, loot the body)

b-b-b-Battle Mace, b-b-Battle Mace
b-b-b-Battle Mace, b-b-Battle Mace

Just one morning, With no warning
Bop you Bop You
I'm not trackin, i'm just smakin
Hit you, beat you, black'n blue you, jumjum snackin and shin kickin

Like a swarming bixie storming
and You'll never see us coming
I'm Shoe taking and I'm sacking
Look behind you cause i'm packin..

Hit'm Hard, Hit'm Hard
Smak'm 'round w/my Battle Mace
(He's gotta smack somebody)
Smack his head, til he's dead
Smak'm 'round w/my Battle Mace
(Kill'm quick, loot the body)