Brells Magic Keg is for Ale

Brell's Magic Keg is for Ale
- Parody of "The Internet is for Porn" by Avenue Q

Cheesit: Intro: Aaaaah, I've finished the quest and now I've got this big ole keg, but I don't drink..  what to do with it? it's gotta be good for something..

Cheesit: Brell's Magic Keg is really really neat
*For Ale!*
Cheesit: I've dressed it up so I can rest my feet
*In Ale!*
Cheesit: A table cloth'll look nice
*In Ale*
Cheesit: A pitcher of tea with Ice
*For Ale*
Cheesit: A cozy place for me to put my dice!
*In Ale*
Cheesit: DWARF!

Dwarf: 	Brell's magic keg is for ale!
Brell's magic keg is for ale!
Drinkin all night, getting dizzy and pale
Ale, ale ale!

Cheesit: Dwarf, you're ruining my house!
Dwarf: But you're doing all wrong!
Cheesit: It's MY Keg and I'll do what I want with it
Dwarf: but!!
Cheesit: Nuh UH!!
Dwarf: (sigh) ...ok

Cheesit: I'm glad I finished up that pesky quest
Dwarf:  *for ale*
Cheesit: Maybe cut a door, make a closet for my vest!
Dwarf: *for ale..*
Cheesit: Make a hot tub to relax
Dwarf: *for..*
Cheesit: A place to store my Axe
Dwarf: *...*
Cheesit: Build a chair so i can rest my.. tail..
Dwarf: ALE!!
Cheesit: DWARF!

Dwarf: 	Brell's magic keg is for ale!
Dwarf: 	Brell's magic keg is for ale!
Dwarf: 	not to store weapons, cheese or mail
Dwarf: 	Ale, ale ale!

Cheesit: DWARF!! Look, you.. you.. LUSH!!
Dwarf: Hey, you can't make it into something it's not
Cheesit: Why can't you just lay off the ale for a bit and help me
Dwarf: But I'm a DWARF!
Cheesit: Not every dwarf is a drunk!
Dwarf: oooooo?
Cheesit: what?
Dwarf: Dem's Fighting Words!  Ready Dwarves??

Dwarf-a: Ready!
Dwarf-b: Ya!
Dwarf-c: Booya!
Dwarf: Let's Sing IT!

Dwarf: 	Brell's magic keg is for ale!
Brell's magic keg is for ale!
Drinkin all night, getting dizzy and pale
Ale, ale ale!

Cheesit: WAIT A MINUTE!!
Dwarf:  What??
Cheesit: I know for a fact that dwarves do more than drink!
Dwarf: You Lie, STOP LYING!!

Cheesit: YOU Coppershot own yourown business
Dwarf:  yeah, but it's a bar
Cheesit: And and YOU.. IronMallet.. you're a respected Craftsman
Dwarf:  true.. true..
Cheesit: And GROBIN.. you're a guard, boldly defending Qeynos!

Dwarf:  ah sure.. but what do you think gives him that courage??
Cheesit: ...son of a B****!!


Dwarf:  Brell's magic keg is for ale!
Dwarf:  Brell's magic keg is for ale!
Dwarf:  In Cities, Forests, Boats making Sail..
Dwarf:  Ale, ale ale!