» They Call Me

Call me while I'm eating dinner
Call me while in bed
Call me when I'm hard at work
Or Six weeks since my death
Tell me deals I'm missing out
Telemarketr's make me shout

They Call Me!
(call me)
All the Time
At one a-m or half passed nine
They Call Me!
(call me)
On my dime!
Off the hook - all day all night
They Call Me

Texting my home office, baby
Where I pick up the bill
Faxing me at work wasting paper
Makes me wanna kill
Last chance offers come each day
Intrusive Spamming makes me say

They Call Me!
(call me)
All the Time
At one a-m or half passed nine
They Call Me!
(call me)
On my dime!
Off the hook - all day all night
They Call Me

Ooo, they found my email address - woe is me
Ooo, Sending spam without conciquence - flooding me
Ooo, Spam filters are a joke - still get to me
Oh I changed my address, gotta tell my mom
damn, She's just a trojan worm, here it comes!!