Close the Bar Here comes the Halfling

(Intro)
DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, 
DE-DAA-DAAAAA
DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, 
DE-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAAAA!

Well, I ride out from the Vale
Gold weighin my PONY down
And the sound, of it drowns cries of goblins all around

I'm heading for the girls, cross the world, getting blurred
I'm gonna get my toe hair curled
And I'm gonna put those dwarves to shame

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My pony wants to run
I've loaded up my packs
Heading to the Tavern
I'm never lookin back
My A-T's looking fine
All girls they stop and sing

Lock up the Bar
Here comes da Halfling!
Close the doors
Here comes da Halfling!
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Well I'm tossing back the brews
Fill my stien, I've got time, Make ya mine
While the girls are dancin
POLKA TIIIME
I got some nasty looks from a dwarf, down the bar
and so far, he's matchin
I'm the only halfling in this bar

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My pony wants to run
I've loaded up my packs
Heading to the Tavern
I'm never lookin back
My A-T's looking fine
All girls they stop and sing

Lock up the Bar
Here comes da Halfling!
Close the doors
Here comes da Halfling!
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*break.. then talk..*
Well a dwarf girl screamed, 
i've never seen
I haffer take so much
She pulled up a chair with care
and gently brushed my hair
And I felt ah so wierd, she had a beard
and she was thick, had to think quick
or she'd never let me go, too drunk to say no
Hoped she'd get the hint and leave and so
I looked at her through my frosty stien
And asked if she wouldnt mind, a small request
and she said "yes" as she nerves she'd test
and grabbed my vest, i got up and justed my down
slammed my glass down and looked at her and shouted.. 
JUST FILLER UP!

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My pony wants to run
I've loaded up my packs
Heading to the Tavern
I'm never lookin back
My A-T's looking fine
All girls they stop and sing

Lock up the Bar
Here comes da Halfling!
Close the doors
Here comes da Halfling!
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