Dark Elf Girl

Met her in Freeport, beating up town guards
Her sword rippem' a new one.. then kicked'm real hard
Delighting in their fallen states, hey, she took their money
She saw me, applauding her work, and she came and punched in the nose..
My Dark Elf Girl
Hold on, my Dark Elf Girl

Now is that a way to treat a fan of your work?
I blocked a kick to the family jewels and she called me a jerk..
We both started to laugh and smile, said she admired my guts
Then another guard ran and got, a spiked club in the nuts from you...
My Dark Elf Girl
Oh that had to hurt, My Dark Elf Girl

Up all night in Lavastorm, just to hear the ding
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da
... la te da

Now that was long ago, Lookin back over time
Wasnt long after she punched me, I asked her to be mine
She looked wide eyed and laughed with a shout
So I didnt warn her before a guard came and laid her butt out..
My Dark Elf Girl
Shouldn't have turned me down, my dark elf girl

I come by every year, just to dance on your grave
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da
... la te da