Hey Dellmon

Hey Dellmon, Hey Dellmon
Put me on your show
I've got a level 60 Monk and I've got time to blow
At Four O'Clock, gotta tune right in
and hear what's going on
Who's smarter than a Dellmon
Well just take a good look around

Hey Dellmon, Hey Dellmon
on EQ2's-day
Why do your guildmates all go "link dead"
when you come out to play
Your group gets tipsy
Gotta take a drink
When raiding side by side
You're cutting wood and pulling roots
while they all fell down and died

Hey Dellmon, Hey Dellmon
Lookin for a Bonus Deck
You're in the desert
In the Woods
In the Ocean soakin wet
You'd love to have that
Dark Warg Mount drop right in your lap
500 Mobs with out a drop
I swear he's gonna snap

Hey Dellmon, Hey Dellmon
An autograph for me
I havent been excited like this
since I hit level 3
I remember it well, 
fighting a scarecrow
I almost wound up dead
You look kinda like him
Ratty clothes and a giant mellon head

Hey Dellmon, Hey Dellmon
It's time for me to go
Sun's going down, you're out of stuff
to discuss on your show
You've come a long way
remember back to when you were a newb
Now you've got a song
Now play it while
you broadcast in the nude