Dark Elf Wizard

Dark Elf Wizard

From Butcherblock to Freeport
Men, in her path do fall
Newbies and the Old Guard
Her charms ensnare them all
She conjures while she's skyclad
Flawless as a china doll
That RedHaired Dark Elf Wizard'll
Be t'Death of us all.

She dances round a fire
flames lick her suptle skin
Moonlight sharply glistens
Her hair a flowing mane
Raindrops come to cool her
To the scorched earth they fall
That Greeneyed Dark Elf Wizard'll
be the Death of us all.

She's a Dark Elf Wizard
All it takes is one look
Her dirty little outfit
Got you killed, that's all it took

How do you think it stays up
(I dont know!)
It defies gravity..

She causes such distractions
No Group will take her in
That doesnt stop her getting
Gifts from men, it's such a sin
Has no shame as she dances
In Woods or Marbled Halls
That precocious Darkelf Wizard'll
Be the death of us all

She's a Dark Elf Wizard
All it takes is one look
Her dirty little outfit
Got you killed, that's all it took

Her tease is incidental
Her nature, she would say
Cant help eyes that wander
during nightly skyclad play
Look but dont touch, I warn
to men, who's hearts seem to stall
That Level 70 Wizard
Will be the death of you all