Please don't steal my cheese
- Parody of "Don't stand so close to me" by the Police

They're nervous, The problem
Ratonga's 'cross the sea
Guard's watching, So closely
Moved in right down the street
They're suspect, they're sneaky
They'll do just as they please
we're fearfull, they're skittish
They're gonna swipe our cheese..

Dont Steal
Dont steal our
Oh please dont steal our Cheese
Dont Steal
Dont steal our
Oh please dont steal our Cheese

Cheese mongers, Cow Farmers
Lock up their store rooms tight
They're peeking around corners
Keeping a watchful eye
They're new here, Pre-ju-dice
They need an alibi..
They Just want, a new life
Under the Qeynos Sky

Dont Steal
Dont steal our
Oh please dont steal our Cheese
Dont Steal
Dont steal our
Oh please dont steal our Cheese

They knock on, your front door
With gifts of Cakes and Pie
They just want, to be friends
You give the evil eye
Frustration, Stagnation
With all this they contend
This Tonga, This gesture
He wants to be your friend..

Dont Steal
Dont steal our
Oh please dont steal our Cheese
Dont Steal
Dont steal our
Oh please dont steal our Cheese