Eve of Expansion
- Parody of "Eve of Destruction" by Barry McGuire

Our gaming world, it's getting boring
High elves snearing, Barbarians snoring
Nothin left to kill, in blood we're floatin
Another chest to loot, traps explodin
and Even the Trolls and OGres got, bellies bloating

But they tell me
over and over and over again, my friend
Trust and believe
we're on the eve of Expansion..

Ah they're trying sooth their boredom, in any way
Craftin and Questing, day after day
But Harvesting dull, Half my Journal is Grey
IT's like running a maze w one foot in the grave
(mah heart would take wing, just to hear the ding)

But they tell me
over and over and over again, my friend
Trust and believe
we're on the eve of Expansion..

Ah it makes us mad, so frustratin
Patience wearing thin, servers integrating
We're twittling our thumbs, and we're aching
For lands to explore, anticipating
Jonesing for something, hands are shaking
it's like a drug we need, if i'm not mistakin
butcha better make it good, or hearts will be breakin

Think of the joy, that we'll be feeling
Then think of the content, with we'll be dealin
Some will be Questing and some a'Raiding
Some will sing praises, and some complaining
Some might run in circles and fall on their face
At least we're not getting, sent into space
Cause if we get sent to the Moon, i'll punch an Othmir in the face!

But they tell me
over and over and over again, my friend
Trust and believe
we're on the eve of Expansion..