Fabled Epics - by Jethal Silverwing
- Parody of "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster the People

Billy's got a sweet plan
His friends got together, givin him a hand
Dragon dreams in his head.. Rollin across Jarsath - victory he says
Yeah, he's lookin really tough tonight
Shinny new armor, he's lookin for a fight - but he dont know what lays ahead
10 inch teeth and 10 tons of death 

They come for their fix with fabled Ep-ics
they run, oh they run
While we roast their buns
Dreaming ev'ry night wanting their myth-ics
they run, oh they run
But they end up in my stomach

Their healer's had a rough day
Billy's not too bright, and he's getting in the way
They see the doubt in my eyes
We see the end coming and billy's lost his mind
He charges full steam ahead
We hear a roar around the corner, and billy drops dead
We'll leave the flag at half-staff
As we turn tail to leave, we hear the dragons laugh(ing at us)

They come for their fix with fabled Ep-ics
they run, oh they run
While we roast their buns
Dreaming ev'ry night wanting their myth-ics
they run, oh they run
But they end up in my stomach