Gangster Halflings

A crime waves started and they got some flair
Come to steal ya monies and your underwear
Ratonga waking, all their cheese is gone
There I got to tell you why I sing this song

Call the guard; there they go takin' all the pie, yeah
Causing chaos with their antics and got more to try

Gangster Halflings
Gangster Halflings

Never seen and they’re never heard
Find your mailbox filled, with some lemon curd
Now their biggest prank is... to be sure
When they cracked the guild bank, donated troll manure

Call the guard; there they go takin' all the pie, yeah
Causing chaos with their antics and got more to try

So now that you have been warned
Know you’re not safe
You’re not safe, not safe
Not safe, not safe
Not safe, they've done
Not safe, you’re not safe
Gangster Halflings
Gangster Halflings
Gangster Halflings
Gangster Halflings