The Halfling Anthem
- Parody of "Give it Away" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers

When I farm, Well, we're farming in the Shi-re
When I farm, we got the chickens and the pigs, yeah
When I farm, Well, we're farming all the JumJum
Drinkin spiced ale and we Do a little Polka
Halfling farm, i'm hanging with my crew
Halfling farm, putting veggies in my stew
Halfling farm, maybe look in to
Jumjum, magic root, what it do to you?

Livin Large, and i'm an early riser
Rivervale res-i-dent, mayor's adviser
Built The Wall, Thicket Divider
Ev-ry-bo-dy's about half your siz-er

farm it all day, farm it all day, farm it all day, now
farm it all day, farm it all day, farm it all day, plow
farm it all day, farm it all day, farm it all day, now
Out in the barn yard, milking all my cows!

Underhill, where you'll find my address
Quaint and Humble, not built to impress
Get my mail from the Hafling Pony Express
Got some things gotta get off my chest

Runny-Eye Goblins, lookin pretty meaner
Damned Goblins, just alittle greener
Stupid Goblins, lanky and leaner
Got the I-Q of a Lima Bean, ye

Nillipuss, fast as he can be
Nillipuss, thinks he's cleaver with his crime spree
Nillipuss, only comes up to our knee
Gonna lock him away and throw away the key

Throw it away, throw it away, throw it away, now
Throw it away, throw it away, throw it away, now
Throw it away, throw it away, throw it away, now
Stealing our Jumjum for five-hundred years now!

Gotta grab a beer at The Fool's Gold, yea
Spiced with Jumjum, Everfrost Cold, yea
I hear commotion, someone's gettin bold, yea
Rushing outside while Guards running to and fro

In the Vale, The Bixies home hive is set
Buzzing 'round, scouting for enemy threat
Can't catch'em be swinging a big net
Just try it once, what a stinging You'll get!

The Ghost of Mangler, Haunting streets, ya
Ghost of Mangler, thinks you'd be nice you eat, ya
See him coming, better move your feet, ya
Gonna run you down, like you got a treat, ya