KLUMPP!

Klummp sat around, on a log in the swamp
Thought to himself, Diz plaz iz a Dump
Slime covered rocks and frogloks all hoppin
He's gonna get some plat and then go shoppin

He's Klummp He's Klummp 
Cross him, you'll be dead..
He's Klummp He's Klummp 
Nothing in his head..

Klummp ran out in the pouring rain
Grabbed a mushroom to cover up his brain
Big lugg set out over Ro's desert Sand
Gonna be a basher and rule the Ogre Lands

He's Klummp He's Klummp 
Really kinda Dumb
He's Klummp He's Klummp 
Talking to his Thumb

*break with combat sounds*

Klummp was all set for *fortune and fame
Then came a Sand Giant, *shouted out his name
Klummp drew his sword - giant started to run
Took him out and mooned another one for fun

He's Klummp He's Klummp 
Got hit on the head
He's Klummp He's Klummp He's Klummp 
going back to bed

Is this Guy gonna quit?
I think so
Is this Dude gonna get it?
I think so
Is this Ogre really brain dead
I think so
Is this Basher going back to bed
I think so