Legends of Norrath

I saw a Dwarven Templar, bonus deck in is hand
Running the Thundering Steppes, such a pain
Up all night lookin for a Snow Bunny Hat
Ended up with Lump of Coal Again

Awrrooooo Legends of Norrath

I saw a dark elf slinking around Lavastorm
Effreiti will do her in
Hear frustrated cries in /shouts all night
Never gonna drop for her again

Awrrooooo Legends of Norrath

There's a hairy-footed Dude, just wants something
Clearing zones with little more than squat
Foolish so it seems, Rare cards in his dreams
Little back for givin all he's got

Awrrooooo Legends of Norrath

Slaughtered common, killin named
Drop rates' really lame
Lootin the Legends of Norrath
Days and Weeks go by
Disapointment makes her cry
Lookin for Legends of Norrath

Someone looted the hat 15 minutes after I logged off
... perfect

Awrrooooo Legends of Norrath