» Cant Mez This

Can't Mez this

(1)
Hey Hey Hey this Dragon hit me so hard
Got a lump on my head and Oh My God
Why did, you bring me here
I'm no use to the Raid
Not even getting Paid
This sucks! I'm going to waste
Cant Charm, Cant Mez
May as well eat Paste
He's eating our Team like PEZ
Cause this is a mob *ugh* I cant Mez

Told ya before we got here
...Cant' mez this
Ain't takin the blame for this
...Can't mez this
You're payin for the rez's man..
...Can't mez this
You do this to me all the time
...Can't mez this

(2)
Talk about, gettin mugged
Can't cast on this guy
-but I might be bugged
But I told you all this and that
Gonna kick your shins and shave your cat
You're makin- me look real cheap
Gonna tell them all you're a brownie-lovin-freak
My Rep- just got hacked
Gone down the jon, thrown in a sack

Bringing me didnt make no scense
this is a mob *ugh* I cant mez

Can't show my face around here again
...Cant mez this
See if I massage your toes again
...Cant mez this
Cut the cheeze, serve the crackers
...Cant mez this


(3)
Give me- a little time
On any other day and I'll make it mine
I'll give- them a pain in the rump
Put stars in their eyes, they're good as sunk
It's Tight- Light and Right
Gnome with the power & going all night
Can't put me with all the rest
Paid my dues and passed their test
So bring me on your Quest
and bring me a mob *ugh* I CAN mez

I can help ya, just gimmie time
...cant mez this
i'll entertain and give you rhyme
...cant mez this
I need to rest.. MANA TIME

*breaking in down*

STOP.. Chanter Time!
(4)
Rangers- can shoot their bows
Druids got nature up their nose
Knights- got shinning butts
Preists and Clerics heal your cuts
Scouts and Bards, they can't miss
Look at the monks, using their fists
Casters can Blastem' - then
I'll give another shot, let's try again

Mez, mez mez.. *groan* 
...can't mez this
Gettin blisters on my fingers
...can't mez this
Didn't you do your research?
...can't mez this
Hey, where'd that Ranger go?
IIIINCOMING!!

*breaking it down*
STOP.. CHANTER TIME!
(quiet for 4)

...can't mez this
...can't mez this
...can't mez this
...can't mez this

CHANTER TIME
*breaking it down*

(5)
Every Raid I go on
They all shout my name
But when it all goes south
I'm the one to blame
Now, should I stay away
or Join in on the Fun?
I'm getting all the invites
They know I am the one
I've traveled round Norrath
Vallon Orcs, Blackburrow's Mutts
it's Gnome Charm it, Gnome Mez it, Gnome Hold it still
They all can kiss my butt
...Can't mez this