We got a Brand New Paladin!
Parody of "Brand New Girlfriend" by Steve Holy

I guess I should have known by now
This tank is startin to stink..
So I faked a yawn and stretched
Hopin he'd take the hint..
He said "it must be getting late"
Waved goodbye and left the group
Then I sat for a minute and watched him camp
and did what anyone would do..

I got a Brand New Paladin!
Called up my team and grouped up again
Trying hard to save my weekend..
Spend the whole night being undefeated
We Went the extra mile
Slaying Dragons, Killing Giants
He's afraid of nothing..
That shinny armor's really something..
It's like the sun's bright and shining..
I got a Brand New Paladin

He waits until my Sniper Shot is up
He pulls and turns the target's back to us
He stops to pet and feed a young deer
Says to pick up shinies while the coast is clear
When we get jumped, he takes them out!
Hails NPC's when they come around
When I start lagging, he'll hang around
It makes me wanna shout

I got a Brand New Paladin!
Not afraid to take it on the chin
Better notify your next of kin
Spend the whole night being undefeated
We Went the extra mile
Slaying Dragons, Killing Giants
He's afraid of nothing..
That shinny armor's really something..
I'm so happy it makes my head spin..
I got a Brand New Paladin

We cleared Lavastorm and Sinking Sands
We cut a path through the Enchanted Lands
So glad he came to pull us out of that mess
He hasnt even used Lay on Hands yet..

I got a Brand New Paladin!
Let me tell ya he's my new friend
We tore it down and built it up again
Spend the whole night being undefeated
We Went the extra mile
Slaying Dragons, Killing Giants
He's afraid of nothing..
That shinny armor's really something..
It's like the world's all new again
I got a Brand New Paladin