Obsessed with EverQuest 2009

Window shopping in the Mall, he thought he'd played it all
Consoles, PC, RPG - So Geek'd out it's killing me
Been a Orc in Azerath (1)
Sailed past the Argonath (2)
Changed Looks as he chose his path (3)
Way back, Kicked Mike Tyson's Ass (4)

Wanted something Dif'rent
Lookin for his Name
Sick to death of Shooters
Pumped out, Hyped Up Kiddie Games
His room mate turned him on tonight
To something that's lookin Right
Not a waypoint on the map
It's started.. He's on the loose in Norrath

*Chorus*
Qeynos and Freeport
Erudites Tall, Halflings Short
The Elves, High Wood and Dark
Swimming watch out for those sharks
Dwarves Mining Underground
Gnomes have Clockworks running 'round
It's clear he's obsessed
With Ever, Ever.. Obsessed with EverQuest

Woohoohoo
(Obsessed with EverQuest)
Woohoohoo

Leading his first Dungeon Raid, He'll never be the same
Weeks of talkin bout Runnyeye
His Friends thought he had a Stye
He plotted his attack
Guildmates had his back
Goblins to the Left and Right
Not going down without a fight

Staying up till 3am
to fight the Darkpaw Clan
Commonlands had shown some nerve
He gave those orcs what they deserve
Feerott Lizards, Showed Balls
In Cazic Thull's Halls
He can't be stopped, what's in store next?
Level.. Fifty..
*Time to start his Epic Quest*

*Chorus*
Loggin in, Feelin Fine
since 1999
Crafting Swords, Brewing Beer
At the Fan Faire Every Year
That newb is starting to drool
says his gear is so cool
It's clear he's obsessed
With Ever, Ever.. Obsessed with EverQuest

Woohoohoo!

Time passes, Gettin' Bored
Window Shoppin, buying more
Banners and Big Signs
Stepping up to the Times
Get back home, open the box
headphones on, door is locked
Inside he's feeling Daft
Trying World of Warcraft *tick tick tick*

*Chorus*
(pause).. ok back to
Qeynos and Freeport
Erudites Tall, Halflings Short
The Elves, High Wood and Dark
Swimming watch out for those sharks
Dwarves Mining Underground
Gnomes have Clockworks running 'round
It's clear he's obsessed
..With EverQuest

Loggin in, Feelin Fine
since 1999
Crafting Swords, Brewing Beer
At the Fan Faire Every Year
That newb is starting to drool
says his gear is so cool
It's clear he's obsessed
With Ever, Ever.. Obsessed with EverQuest




(1, Warcraft Referrance)
(2, Lord of the Rings Referrance)
(3, Fable Referrance)
(4, Tyson's "Punch Out" Referrance)