All About the Platinum

It's all about the platinum baby..

So Whatcha gonna do?
Wanna be Uber? can you tell winners from loosers
Cranked up, Mentor'd, Pharming for Hours
Elementals, Dragons, Pushing up Flowers

Heading cross the sands, with no super powers
Like ya got no will, got Mobs and Gods to Kill
Packs full o' Meed Rations and Gold
Like a Clockwork Machine, ya got no soul

Teaming with a Troll, Acting like a ham
At the end of the day, dontcha feel like a man?
Huntin and Killing got no time for your friends
Gamblin wit-da goblin till ya double your pay

Only reason ya play, what you live for every day
Scooping up the loot, no time for anything else
Allies, good/bad, who's got time for that crap?
It's all about the platinum!

That's the dumbest noobie, I've ever seen
Tarding in shouts, causing a scene
I've got better things to do and money to burn
ganking rotating camps, you gotta lot to learn

Polished Granite Tomahok *Ha!* don't make me laugh
I Solo Grimfeather, Chopping Vox in Half
Tremble in your boots when you hear a bat squeek?
I Got my Hallmarks done in Under a Week

Your Mitigation's a distaster
Getting bit by rats? wish your horse was faster?
Hey buddy, listen up and get it streight
That sword by your side, i'm using as a paperweight

Up with your levels be warey, it's hairy
learn your class or high end be scarey
Hold Agro for a change and maybe we'll talk
or go find a short peir and take a long walk

*chorus*

Wanna run wit da rangah huh?
pop'n up arrows, while they scream over head?

Dressin in chain mail i'm making
got my guildies and da homegirls be sayin - be staying
Up all night for da ding, I sing
bout makin all da gold while i slayin, jus' saying

If I'm flyin on the threads by the sand
Giants and da ghouls knowin i'm da man - They Stand
For their lives, but it's all about to end
they fall by the wayside my journeymen kickin all their ends

My packs got the silvers and the Plat, and that
Got my horse draggin tail in the back
Menders keep my 'quipment up tight - and right
To keep up the battle all night

Dragon's and the like are dying
if they walkin or running or flying

My pockets, weighing down be bustin
cause i'm looting all the coppers your flushing
Waste not want not, words by we live
Charity of self, all welcome to give

Nodes and Collections bring cash and watch
People dying to pay for my stash

Never gonna be without funds and that
is why I say, It's all about the Plat