» If Gods Could Raid Like Us

What if Gods could Raid Like Us?

If the Gods took up swords, how long we'd last
And would it unite every race
And every class, would we stand side by side?
Would cities fall if they all. went. uber..

Yeah.. Yeah.. they'd smash our gates
Yeah.. yeah.. They'd whomp us good
Oh.. No.. Here they come!

What if Gods could raid like us?
All Geared up with Uber Buffs?
Oh we'd all get candle-stuffed
When the Gods come lewt our homes

Would the look on our face, do justice to
the feelings we'd feel
Wide-Eyed, could we really believe
What we were seeing, as they ransacked our place
to turn a profit and..

Yeah.. Yeah.. They'd Kill our Guards
Yeah.. Yeah.. They'd Camp Us Good
Oh.. No.. Here they come!

What if Gods could raid like us?
All Geared up with Uber Buffs?
Oh we'd all get candle-stuffed
When the Gods come lewt our homes

They'd pick their teeth with our bones
Kill our leaders, take their thrones
Gank the lewt within our homes
Pack it up and go home

*musical break*

Yeah.. Yeah.. they'd smash our gates
Yeah.. yeah.. They'd whomp us good
Oh.. No.. Here they come!

What if Gods could raid like us?
All Geared up with Uber Buffs?
Oh we'd all get candle-stuffed
When the Gods come lewt our homes

When the Gods come lewt our homes
Of all the stuff we call our own
Would they just leave us alone
If not we're all surely boned...