» Before Shes Released

Friday Night, I come out of the club to find my girl whaling on the hood
with a Loui-ville Slugger
She's drunk, yellin and screamin how I done her wrong, 
seen with a bleached blond floosy
The Crowd forms, watchin the drama as she takes the bat aims for my head
and takes a big swing..

But it does her in..

Cause I saw her coming and I called the cops, Just pulled in behind her, 
now they've jumped on top
Slappin cuffs on'er, threw her in the back seeeeeat
Wrecked my truck, thought it'd be fine
I'm pressing charges, she's doing time

I'll be long gone before she's released

About now, they're messing up her manacure, gettin her prints, 
giving her a number
Some how, she thinks it's all right to thousands in damage 
to vent her anger
But now, she's getting the news that her costly little trantrum did her wrong
I was having dinner with my MOM!!

Cause I saw her coming and I called the cops, Just pulled in behind her, 
now they've jumped on top
Slappin cuffs on'er, threw her in the back seeeeeat
Wrecked my truck, thought it'd be fine
I'm pressing charges, she's doing time

I'll be long gone before she's released

Hope you like your brand new accomedations
I had full coverage on my truck..

But you're out of luck..
in jail you're stuck..

Cause I saw her coming and I called the cops, Just pulled in behind her, 
now they've jumped on top
Slappin cuffs on'er, threw her in the back seeeeeat
Wrecked my truck, thought it'd be fine
I'm pressing charges, she's doing time