The Night Smedly Went Uber

Down in SanDiego, EverQuest Team working Nights
Developement,and Lore Teams for clean balanced fights
When bursting through the door, a surrealistic scene
The Big guy armoured up, his shiney helmet gleemed
He looked like he been through hell, or at least the Plane of Fear
Hadn't seen him like this, since after fanfaire last year.
From down under this coat, a sword came into view
Then swung and killed Brenlo and shouted DING LEVEL 2!

The Night Smedly went uber
Who needs buffs, with gear like this?
Now he's, going out lookin for phat lewt
Think is job, gave his brain alittle twist

Grimwell made a shield, from a box from their pizza
and brandished a replica Short Sword of Yakeha
Smedly's eyes were wild and sunken in his head
he swung again, alas the copy machine is dead
Now if you could just see, one moment from his eyes
You'd been like a Halfling lookin at a Jumjum pie
Grimwell held his ground, steadfast on his turf
Then Smedly Patched him up, with a fatal NERF

The Night Smedly went Uber
Left and Right, they fall to his blade
Whoaoa.. Stock options went through the roof
With only Smedly left to get paid

On the horizon The Players were gathering why..
Whoaoa.. What could have happened to Shmed
Did he have too many redbull's, why did they have to die
The swords were a-slashin and Hammers a-bashin
Where did his sanity go? why Smedly Why?

From out of the crowd, a team ventured forth
To put an end to his murderous course
The Readied their weapons as they crept into the room
Swords and Wands.. a Rolling Pin of DOOM!

Now Smedly's bound up, in a little white coat
He thinks he's in Dungeon, with gators in the moat
The Art team's wounded and the Dev Team's deceased
Gotta start all over releasing EverQuest 3!

The Night Smedly went Uber
The Night boss came un-glued
Well the, Lawyer's left, stratching their heads
Quite a tizzy, no one left to get sued

The Night Smedly went uber
The Night is mind came un-firled
Now he's Scouting Orcs and Planning Raids
in his own little fantasy world