The Night Sony the Servers went down at Sony
- Parody of "The Night the Lights went out in Georgia"

He worked all day long at radio shack
Now in the car, there's no turning back
A long fought weekend ahead to relax and unwind

But when he got home, his roomate sighed
The rumours where true, he read online
His beloved, his friends - oh the questions ran through his mind

He ran to his room, darkened with gloom
Once warm and glowing, now cold as a tomb
His heart sunk deep in his chest, shriveled and lame..

Try as he may, a hundred times
What will I do? he screamed in his mind
How can I go on, without playing my game..

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That's the night the Servers went down at Sony
That's the night the Gamers played with Idol hands
Nothing to do, to curb their lust for gaming
What's a geek to do when denied what he demands..


He threw his hands up, there's just no use
Must be a joke.. a sinister ruse..
The greatest tragety since that dungeon crawl wipe..

Denile and doubt went through his mind
How can this happen? What will I do with my time?
The loss of his precious surely.. the greatest of crimes..

Then deep in his brain, idea came to life
The madness it came like the stab of a knife
A play that would set him free, like a treasure unwrapped

His eyes darted left, they darted right
Seeing his armor and sword there alright
He jumped to his feet, and his mind snapped

He made a helm and sword with sweat and toil
Made of cardboard boxes and aluminum foil
Threw a blanket on his seat like a noble steed, that'll do it..

His horse gallaped out to the living room
the rolling of wheels spelled inpending doom
He raised his sword and charged with all of his might..

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That's the night the Servers went down at Sony
That's the night the Gamers played with Idol hands
Nothing to do, to curb their lust for gaming
What's a geek to do when denied what he demands..


His battle cry rang in the night
His target went down without much fight
His courageous victory would surely be sung by the bards

He jumped as A shout came from the crowd
His room mate glared 'For crying out loud"
That was my mother's lamp you friggin tard!

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That's the night the Servers went down at Sony
That's the night the Gamers played with Idol hands
Nothing to do, to curb their lust for gaming
What's a geek to do when denied what he demands..