Where in the world is Hubert the Hamster?

Yeah!
Oooo whap, oo ba bedoobee
Oooo whap, oo ba bedoobee
Oooo whap, oo ba bedoo Yeah!

It's a great big world, he's a little hampster
A pencil pushin agent, that'll bring you to your knees
Did he fall down a storm drain or get directions from a trickster
oh tell me
Where in the World is Hubert the Hamster

Is he Scouting out GenCON, or gamb'lin at the Fan Faire
Is he pacing up-n-down Blizz-CON and givin them the Moon
Flipping Burgers with the Gamers, back at the Block Party?
oh tell me
Where in the World is Hubert the Hamster

Was he at Dominicon? or Unicon in Melbourne?
Did he bite into the Big Apple or March on Waterloo?
Did he dive in to a hack stack, oh what are we to do
tell me
Where in the World is Hubert the Hamster